
Grab your black clothes, piercings, hair dye, then grab a time machine and go back several years to the mid noughties. This was a time when emo bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy ruled the earth like the dinosaurs did billions of years ago. One of these so called emo bands was Panic! at the Disco. Although the band may not have enjoyed quite the same amount of commercial success as their counterparts, they are still well loved by many and their fanbase is a decently sized one.
Essentially, "Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die" is an emo rock record mixed with a more modern, more commercial sound. So expect plenty of "Woah oh oh oh" choruses blended with synthesizers and enhanced vocals. The album defiantly has that party type feel to it but most of it sounds so half baked. For example, many of the songs on the album are mid tempo synth songs that never really pick up or go anywhere, this makes the album a bit of a chore to listen to at times.
"This Is Gospel" is a mixed opener. The enhanced vocal track that has been added in the verses sounds unnecessary and cringey. However the chorus is your typical, fun emo rock song with power chords and "oh oh oh" sing alongs galore. Overall, the chorus equals a fairground ride and the verses equals one of those parties that doesn't have any alcohol. "Miss Jackson" is a huge sounding, soulful track but its basically just a load of repetitive vocal melodies over the top of each other. The song becomes a bit boring after the fifth listen or so. Furthermore, Panic at the Disco could've used female singer Lolo a bit more on this track rather than just using her for one part. "Miss Jackson" could've really been something special if they used Lolo for say, the verse parts possibly.
Now, going back to what was said earlier: basically the majority of songs on this album are just mid tempo emo rock songs that have synthesizers slapped on them. Sure you can do this, its absolutely fine. There is no rule book in music that tells you its illegal to try certain things out. However if your going to go for this type of sound then at least have some decent vocal hooks. There are too many songs on "Too Weird To Live, Too rare To Die" that have dull, half assed and repetitive vocal hooks. For example, "Nicotine's" chorus sounds so lazy, its just "your worse than nicotine" over and over again for about 16 bars. Panic! at the disco could've of come up with some different lyrics or something. "Girls/Girls/Boys", "Casual Affair" and "Far Too Young To Die" all fall under the exact same trap. "Vegas Lights" sounds like its just gagging to be on a FIFA video game and that's not a good thing seeing as most of the tracks on FIFA are just there to be used as some background music to a menu.
There are moments on the album when there is a bit more variety, but there isn't much of it. For example, "Collar Full" is a slightly more fast tempo track with some nice synthesizer effects on it. One of the better tracks on the album. "Girl That You Love" has some of the sort of instrumentation that could probably fit on the soundtrack to the film "Drive". Its very 1980's noir and that's something that sounds very cool and chic. The album's closer "The End Of All Things" is a piano ballad and that's fine. However those god damn enhanced vocals make it sound just wrong. Imagine Adele's "Someone Like You" with auto tune effects on it. It just wouldn't sound right would it?
"Too Weird To Love, Too Rare To Die" really fails at trying to be a fun party record. In fact, it just makes you want to sit down on your chair and read a book instead. Sure there are some decent moments but do you really expect to pay money for an album that is 20% cor and 80% snore? Well no, unless your stupid. Avoid unless you are planning to have the world's most lifeless party and need a soundtrack for it.
OVERALL RATING: 3/10
BEST SONGS: COLLAR FULL, GIRL THAT YOU LOVE.
WORST SONGS: NICOTINE, VEGAS LIGHTS, CASUAL AFFAIR.